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Yea. Got kicked in the nuts once................dude broke his foot.
Actually, took a line drive softball off the stones holder once. Mick and Keith still worked fine though.
And, does a vasectomy count? Cause for about two days they looked like I had been hit with a crowbar.
Every September.
Sincerely,
Astros Fan
I don't have any memorable stories, but it sure has happened enough times.
The worst is the fucking post-attack headache. Or maybe the worst is the graze and then the few seconds of anticipation in wondering you are gonna keel over or not.
Kidney stones all the time, some bad enough to require a trip to the ER, others just enough to panic Susan. Of course, they always occur in the middle of the night.
The worst smashed nut incident I ever saw? Thankfully I was on the giving end and not the receiving end. Back when I was playing summer ball I was warming up in the bull pen with this guy who wasn't normally a catcher.
He wasn't wearing a cup.
He thought he gave me the "curveball" sign, I saw the "fastball" sign and dude didn't get up for hours. They called his mom and an ambulance, but he simply refused to do anything but roll around in the fetal position while screaming his head off.
They even cancelled the game.
It was months before he was back in school, somewhat "okay".
My girlfriend kicked me in the nuts just the other day. I was checking out this Italian bird at the mall and got busted. My girlfriend Pat is very jealous.
Sincerely,
Indecent Bisexual.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by enolc:
i have a three year old daughter. i get kicked in the nuts at least four times a day.</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>
my daughter weasled her way into our bed at night and give me a square kick when I was in deep REM. Nothing like waking up from a deep sleep to that kind of pain. God makes kid's cute when they sleep for exactly these types of occasions.
Sheeeit, last Sunday Vito was playing some hoop, and as Vito was going after a ball headed out of bounds some fuckin tard rifles it off of Vito's nads to try to save it. Vito was fuckin hurtin after that one. Vito is still going to play again this Sunday though.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by vitocorleone:
Sheeeit, last Sunday Vito was playing some hoop, and as Vito was going after a ball headed out of bounds some fuckin tard rifles it off of Vito's nads to try to save it. Vito was fuckin hurtin after that one. Vito is still going to play again this Sunday though.</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>
Vito is the greatest of all time.
Vito ain't gonna steal 25 bases when he's 43 though.
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As for the question?
God no. Although while playing roller hockey one year, I was skating forward, not wearing a cup, managed to catch my stick on a small crack in the ground......
I don't think I've ever been in so much pain. God that hurt.
Of course, I still played.
I did that playing pick up ice hockey - got my stick stuck in the boards and then POW butt end in the nads!
I still play hockey, but i didn't play that day NO MO!
my sister kicked me in the balls once
just once
-sin
Johnny Dangerously